I had a yoghurt last night. Astro "Smooth & Fruity". It was vanilla flavour. Since when is vanilla a fruit?
Lucy went to a classmate's 5th birthday party. She came home with a home-made CD of "Audra's 5th Birthday Party Songs". I read the title list. "Had a Bad Day" "I'm Too Sexy" "(I Don't Like Your) Girlfriend" "Shake Your Booty".....I'm thinking, how am I going to explain what 'too sexy' means to a five year old?! Turns out that one (and others) were THE CHIPMUNKS!! (Lucy calls them 'squirrels'). How do you explain sexy in relation to a chipmunk?
The kids like yoghurt "Tubes". They come in opaque plastic tubes. They have artificial colours. Dudes, you can't see the colours unless your two and you spin yourself around in a circle really fast while holding the Tube in your hand instead of your mouth.
How come the pizza can arrive in 40 minutes during a blizzard, but it takes the plow 40 hours?