The Rest of My Life: Labadee

We had mixed views on our return to Labadee. I had heard there would be another ship our size there, which would make for a lot of people. However, it wasn't there. In fact, maybe it was the cooler weather, but it actually felt less crowded than the first time we went.

The first thing we did (after trying to figure out the maps and where to go...poor signage!!), was get to Columbus Cove and get some lounge chairs. This was the first time we had someone set up the chairs for us, and I'm sure we could have done it ourselves. Cheaper. But I'm sure when it's busy, it might be more appreciated.

Lots of things have changed at Labadee, but the men hawking "Labadoozies" are still there!

The kids were thrilled to finally be in some calm water. Though I think it bored Hugh quickly. It did seem quite cool at first.

We got some lunch at Columbus Cove. Some people loved the ribs, some people hated them. I wish there was food available later in the day, even just some snack type things.

The kids had tickets for 1:00 at the water park. They were excited though we let them know it wasn't as easy as it seemed. They got off to a great start, and the adults relaxed on the beach. After 20 minutes, Lou went over to check on them, and the kids were done, and some were upset. Meg's lifejacket, although the right size, was floating above her ears and she couldn't climb up onto any of the inflatables. Nya got a scrape from one thing and also had a hard time climbing up, even though she was taller than the minimum height. They really didn't enjoy it. They probably would have preferred the all day tickets for the waterslide, although we thought it was overpriced at $22 (I think). I mean...you can go to a water park for not much more.

The waterslide was new; previously there had been an inflatable water slide.

Hugh hams it up underwater.

Hugh and Nya had fun playing aquatic engineers.

There were some issues with other similar aged children though. Just some weird kids/families.

Meg spent much of the time doing this (above; that's her floating with the snorkel)

The ladies decided to head up to the artisan's village to check things out. I warned them about the aggressiveness of some (most) of the sellers. Before we even were off the beach and onto the road below the village, these men in pink shirts were yelling to me. It was rather uncomfortable (though I know we're safe, I don't like being approached and begged to buy things).

These shots are from the trolley ride back to the dock. Those pink shirt men were awful. Other vendors in the village were not so bad, but it was quite the experience for the kids! It made for some interesting discussions about poverty, business, and tourism. "Are they willing to haggle so low because they are SO desparate for ANY money, or because that's the real value to them?". Etc.

The artisans in the building in the town square are a totally different experience.

Lots of changes, this sign said something was being planned there. I couldn't get anyone to visit the Dragon's Breath rock formation, or Adrenaline Beach, and the first two beaches when you come off the ship seem to be for the spa and high up Crown & Anchor people.

View from the pier, above, and close up below

Check out the Labadee posts from our earlier trips.

View of the top of the zip line.
Even on the pier, there were performers trying to make a dollar. Things just seemed rather over priced (the floating beach mat? Snorkel rental? ). I'm not really interested in going back to Labadee, unless we rent a cabana (sort of surprised we didn't, given the number of people we had, but I think we would have had to rent two).

Once we were back on board...what did we do? Ummm...probably eat and nap? Swim? I wanted to go to family scrapbooking, but it was at 5:15. Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs was on the big screen, but at 6:00. I do know that at 9pm we went to the Production Showtime, though I don't remember what it was about. Maybe it was the History of Dance night. All Production Showtime shows are worth going to. Absolutely outstanding theater. The Quest was also on that night, but none of us really wanted to go. Lou hadn't been to one, but I suggested watching it on the TV later LOL. Lucy and Hugh went to the Teen Quest, at 11pm with the friends they had made through Nya. I'm not sure what time they got back, but it was after midnight. They had a great time. Even though Lucy wasn't technically old enough for the teen program, because she was going with a teen sibling, and was "almost" old enough, they allow it. They should have mentioned this earlier in the week when Lucy complained about being too old for the kid program. So keep this in mind if you're going with teens and pre-teens. Know your kids and their maturity and interests.

My take on Labadee...I don't have any interest in going back. I really want to see their spot in the Bahamas. Labadee is fine, and a nice relaxing day that can be a cheap day (watch those Labadoozies!), but unless you're into parasailing, and zip line, and the roller coaster, etc (ie: things that cost money!), then once is enough. I am interested to see what they do in those areas that say they're "growing".

Although we'd been to Labadee twice before (see the Cruise 2008 posts), we were interested in going again, to see how it's changed.
When we found out we were on deck 6, we thought "great, no docking noises!". Well, not so, as we found out around 6am as the engines slowed/stopped! We were surprised to be awaken this way, but this was the only time I ever noticed anything to do with engines or docking.

These four pictures give a panoramic of the harbour (the bottom one goes to the right of the one above it). The new pier is huge. I'm not sure how many ships they dock at once. The smoke in the second picture is not charcoal making fires, but the Columbs Cove bbq. The big boat in the first picture is one of the old tender boats; now it's a one way ferry to the Columbus Cove area.

We had a relaxed breakfast at Windjammer, I think. We didn't go ashore until 9:45, and were pleased at how quick and easy it was. There is even an escalator to get down to the gangway.

Isn't she pretty? We noticed when we boarded that the lower hull is a pale baby blue. We were hoping to find out why, but didn't.

Armed with our map, we set out to explore. Immediately on land, we saw a path on the left, but weren't sure if it was for the public. We continued up the main path a bit, then took the next path and headed to the "left" edge of Labadee, behind the "Dragon's Plaza".

Parasailing is a popular activity here; the experience is about an hour, although the flight is only 5-6 minutes. You must be over 12, and 12-15 year olds must fly with a parent. All flights are tandem. Cost is $79US

Looking towards where you enter Labadee, we headed off to the left shore, and towards the rocky point sticking out.

Looking towards the left shore, below, the red roofed buildings just behind the shore (towards the left), are the Dragon's Breath Pub and cafe buildings.

This is a nice strip if you want to avoid the beach crowds.

Looking towards the Dragon's Breath Cafe, Dragon's Lookout Point, Dragon's Beach, and Adrenaline Beach at the far back.

We headed towards the Dragon's Breath Lookout Point.

On the right side of the picture (click on it to get the enlarged version), you can see a dragon's head. When the waves crash, it looks like he's spewing water. Over to the middle of the picture, you can see a round area and a post. This is the actual overlook. There is a small rock pool here, and when the waves crash on the shore, this pool "breathes". It's really neat. There is a security guard there, who took my camera while I was trying to get video of it, and took some pictures. Well, it's not something that a picture can express--just ripples on the water. He also took some pictures of us!

After leaving the rocky point, we headed across Dragon's Beach. This is the beach that had the funny sign (scroll down) last time we were there. There is no swimming at this beach now, however, it was great for "wildlife" spotting!

The "Beach Monitor"/lifeguard blew his whistle because you're not allowed going in the water here.

I saw many, many works of art that is otherwise known as black women's hairdo's. They truly were fascinating, but I really liked the elegance of the one above. It looks like she set it for the night previous (formal night), and kept it up for today. A little over-elegant for strolling on the beach, but still very nice!

I saw several different interpretations of this look. Not sure if you can tell, but she has sunglasses, a big hat, and a scarf wrapped over her face (including nose) and neck. The day prior, I saw a lady sunbathing in a tiny bikini, while covering her face with her big sunhat, and her hands with white gloves.

We found an empty hammock and Rob set out to give it a try. He did make it in, and then I joined him for some lounging. I was surprised that you don't feel the ropes on your back!

After the hammock, we wandered over to Adrenaline Beach. This area is new since our last visit. The swim area is sheltered, and some people were snorkeling, however, I did hear a few complaints about the ickiness of the bottom, and the fellow next to use got bite/cut by something. If you plan to actually swim here, bring swim shoes.

Adrenaline Beach. It's a very sunny beach area, with only a few of these shelters.

That's the start of the zip line, poking above the trees.

You can see the top of the Allure in the background.

A view of the zipline (more photos about the zipline later in the post).

We went in the water, but it wasn't really swimming. Afterwards, we walked up to the very north end, to the Shipwreck Pub (didn't go in, but there's nice seating). This is the area with basketball and volleyball courts. No one was playing. It was just too hot and sunny.

While resting here, I finally spotted some real wildlife, a tiny hermit crab.

This fella was tiny! About 2cm long (less than one inch).

We walked back into the "town square" and into the Artisan's Showcase/Market. So much nice artwork here! Some of it is too big for people who are flying, but there's a lot of other stuff.

We hopped on the tram and took a tour of the Artisan's Village:

When I tell people that the cruise goes to Haiti, I often get asked if it's safe. It's quite a ways from the big cities, and where they had the earthquake (Jan 2010?).

Labadee is at the very top of Haiti, near the border of Dominican Republic. It's interesting to look at the satellite image on Google. The pier is so long it's the first thing you can locate as you zoom in.
The people that work in Royal Caribbean's Labadee "resort" live either in the nearby village (called Labadee), or in the area right beside "Labadee", separated by a fence. We could see a motel like building at one point. You can see this area on the satellite images, it's a cluster of buildings and tanks, etc, on the very right edge of the resort. There is actually no real road to the village of Labadee (I'll show some pictures later on).
And besides, how can you NOT feel safe when you look up from your lunch and see this:

From left to right: Royal Caribbean security, local police force, and National police/military.

We got off the tram at the Columbus Cove area, so we could have lunch. All food is supplied by the ship, and most of the food staff is from the ship too. The variety at the buffet is a little limited if you're picky, but I'm sure you can still find something.

All around the resort (people kept calling it an island, which it is not, in the geoghrapher's term. It is "island like" in the sense that it's removed from the rest of Haiti by fences and security), there are groups of local musicians performing. They're quite good and deserve a listen and a bill or two. They have CDs for sale, but I don't know about the quality of them--much of Labadee Village doesn't have electricity still.

After lunch, we went over to Columbus beach. This side of Labadee is quite different, more matured. You can easily get a lounge chair in the shade, and the swimming is lovely (there are some rocks, and it is a little squishy when you get out a ways, but at that point you can float, LOL).

See the row of life boats? Right in the middle of the ship there are two, and then a gap, then four. Above that gap are three stateroom balconies. Ours was one of those three rooms.

The deck with the lifeboats is deck 5, where the jogging track is (and inside is the Royal Promenade). The two story loft suites are on the top left.

Next to Columbus Cove is the Arawak Aqua Park, and then the old dock that the tenders used before the pier was built.

View of Arawak Aqua Park, below:

Below is a better view of the old pier supports, and the aqua park.

The aqua park looks like fun. You get about 50 minutes in the park, for $15. If you're under 48" tall, you must have a parent in the water (and I assume, also paying!), and if you're under 16, you need a parent on the beach.

After our swim at Columbus beach we moved over to Nellie's Beach (not really labelled on the map, but it's in the blurb about swimming). It's another lovely spot to swim and relax, unless you're listening to a Jewish trio complain about the food! We think they were complaining about either the "alternative selections" (plainer, common, dishes on the menu) or "Giovanni's Table", the non-complimentary Italian restaurant on board. The woman was saying that she could have linguine or salmon at home. Whatever. To me, any meal I don't have to cook is a good meal!

There are some cabanas being built along the edge of Nellie's Beach. There's no info on cost. Next to Nellie's Beach is Barefoot Beach, for Crown and Anchor members of a certain level. There's more cabana's there.

Nellie's Bell Tower....looks the same as last time we were there!

Next to Nellie's Beach is the exclusive area, "Barefoot Beach Club" and spa. You need have reached a certain level in the Crown and Anchor society, which we hadn't yet :(

On the very right, you can see the side of the bell tower. Why didn't those buccaneers build it so you could see it from the cruise ship? LOL!

We got back on the ship around 2pm, and just like before, the clouds rolled in!

These pictures are of the actual village of Labadee, to the south of the resort area.

As we were sailing away, I heard a woman comment that it's a small place, all there was was the long beach running up the north side (Dragon's Beach). I wonder how she thought that?

Now for a little bit about some of the attractions at Labadee. First up is the very popular zip line (proper name is Dragons Breath Flight Line).

First you get the safety lecture, and then get to try out the baby zip line (not shown). Then you get trucked up the hill--500ft above Adrenaline Beach.

This attraction trucks you up to the top of the hill way behind Adrenaline Beach, and lets you fly through the air, landing near the Dragon's Breath. You start off with the information talk, then get to test out the baby zip line. Then you ride up the hill, 500ft above the beach, and soar over 2600 ft in length over the beach and water, at speeds of up to 50mph.

You must be 60inches tall (153cm). Wow, I'm only 61" tall! Max. weight is 250lb, an not recommended for the usual suspects: back neck, heart problems, or pregnant women. Footwear required. If you book the 7:30am ride, you also get a free coaster ride. The zip line is $85.

I was interested in doing the new Dragon's Tail Alpine Coaster. I'm not a big coaster rider though, so was unsure.

You can see parts of the coaster in other pictures of Adrenaline Beach and the zip line. I'm not sure what the vertical track is--I think maybe they send the empty 'cars' there after the rider unloads. It's an unpowered ride, going up to 30mph. Minimum age to ride alone is 12; kids 5-11 must ride in same cart as parent. Max combined weight is 360lb, which meant that Rob and I together would have been just over the limit! We asked at the info desk how much it was, and they said $19. We gasped and walked away. The actual ride is only 3-5 minutes! However, if you purchase a ticket, you can take a person along in your cart for free (if you're under the weight limit). There are also combo packs; Aqua Park and coaster, $29; and a free coaster ride if you get the 7:30am zip line.

Floating mats--I didn't see very many this time; they're now $12 for the day. Unless you plan to spend the entire day laying on a lounge chair, you've got to drag the floating mat around with you (like, to lunch). At the end of the day last time we found many discarded ones, but this time we didn't see any. I really think they should be cheaper!

Haitian Cultural Tour at Paradise Cove & Beach Break--we didn't go on this, but if you've still got Google satellite map open, stroll down the coast, to the south. The first village in Labadee. Keep going, and there's something like a resort on a point. Go past that and follow the coastline southwards to the first inlet. That's where this takes place. It's a 3 hour escape on a narrated water taxi. You visit Le Village which is like a museum. Then you get floating mats, beach chairs and a welcome drink. There's also a cash bar. For $65, it sounds like a nice getaway. There's several other nice getaway type trips, by various types of watercraft.

If you look around the satellite images of Haiti, you can see all sorts of neat things. There's the deforestation caused by the charcoal trade, seaside resort/homes...some with no roofs.

Something to look for, mostly from the ship decks, are the fishermen. Their small boats look mighty tiny in the open sea!