Saturday, May 17, 2025

Float Your Fanny

 Every spring, the town of Port Hope (about an hour and a half from Toronto) hosts a large community event along the Ganaraska River called Float Your Fanny Down the Ganny. It was started to commemorate the 1980 flood through the town. 



There's a few parts to the event. Along the river, on the edge of the downtown, is Fannyville. It's a great small town community event with a couple service clubs selling food, food trucks, community booths, an inflatable kids' section and bleachers to watch the finish line. 




Up river, there's a couple different starting points for the different events. You can walk, depending on the conditions, to the closer starting point which I think is where the Crazy Crafts start, and where the other competitors portage around a dam.  It's a nice walk along the river when the conditions are good but can be quite muddy.


The Crazy Crafts are the highlight of the event, but it was also great fun watching the canoe and kayaks. We had a perfect spot, where there was a large submerged rock that so many teams hit. That would get them turned around or off kilter, and then the next drop would often swamp them.  All in fun! Although, keep in mind....this was April 12 this year and it was about 5-10C and the water was probably not much above freezing.



The downtown is buzzing on the event day. It's one of the most charming downtowns in southern Ontario. So charming and nostalgic, it is used for filming many movies and TV shows! 

Last year we ended our walk around the downtown by me walking into a pole in the middle of the sidewalk. I got it square on the forehead and even my mouth. 


Last year OPG brought their robot dog. They were there again this year but the dog was now green.

Last year, we parked up by the dam, but were so early, we walked downtown, then back up to the dam...wait, we parked downtown...we stopped at the dam first then went downtown and walked back up to the dam and back downtown? Whatever, this poor guy in the kayak was the first to portage at the dam (or, they might have moved the starting point to there because the water level was very high and they made a few changes). He tipped, and through the charades we watched across the river, we think he lost his cell phone! Oops.

Edit to add: I contacted the organizers, asking if they had any more history of the actual event. I got a wonderful response back:

 I can tell you the flood was in 1980, and then following year a group of friends decided to float down the river in on the anniversary of the flood to 'mark' the day.  They floated on various manmade things, and Float Your Fanny was born.  Later that year they registered Float Your Fanny Down the Ganny River Race as a non profit organization.  The event was popular in the late 80's finishing on the main street of town, stories tell of chili cook offs on the main street, champagne drinking and elephants.  The event then took a down turn in the late 90's and early 2000's.  No longer could they close the main street, or have elephants, cook offs or open alcohol.

When we took over the event in 2011 there were less then 90 participants on the river, one hot dog vendor and a couple hundred spectators.  We have spent 15 years rebuilding the event and revitalising the community spirit surrounding the unique event.  The peak for us was in 2019 when there were almost 600 participants on the river, over 10,000 spectators on the riverbank, 40+ vendors in Fannyville, bouncy castles, face painting, live music, and so much more.  This year Fannyville had 40 vendors selling food, promoting community organizations, supporting schools and local causes.  We had this year 323 participants on the river, and almost 10,000 spectators enjoying a Kids Zone and Adventure Zone and all the action on the river.

This year, we parked at the community centre, thinking we'd take the shuttle to Fannyville. We just walked instead. After, we decided to head out of town for the best pizza, at Bewdley Pizza.
I was surprised at how small, and not yuppy-fied Bewdley is. Many towns are being gentrified, but Bewdley looks kind of forgotten...in a good way though. 

As a teen, my brother worked for Corner Pizza in downtown Whitby. It was fantastic pizza and a branch of the family that owned it also ran this spot. The one in Whitby closed decades ago, but this one remains. I had been asking to go for years and finally, it was time!

Is there anything better than front seat pizza so hot your lap is burning? After the pizza, since we were even closer, we decided to go visit Megan at Fleming College. She was almost done in the shop, so we got a tour.


Nearly finished the second year summative project. 

She got a very low mark on this project, due to the design file, even though the end result was awesome.

We walked over to the dorm and she quickly packed up a bunch of stuff for us to take home as she had only a week left. Her two year program went so quickly! 



Day 15---Coming Home, Miami to Toronto

Last day of our trip! Virgin Voyages has later disembarkment, however, we were still off the ship pretty early.  Well, not compared to times we've been off at 7:30pm, but still....it felt too early.

The building with the cool roof is the terminal our Celebrity ship used in 2017. We were at the inside end of the island that all the terminals are on. 

Not sure what all this was....buffet for the Rock Stars?





Remember, you can click on any photo to open the picture viewer. I like taking pictures and seeing the changes every time we come because we're not there all that often.






We disembarked easily and grabbed a taxi. When we got to the airport (another crazy drive, though better than others), it was more than what others had told us it should be, Rob's credit card would not work, and he didn't want to tip and it was all awkward. 

This time we did not have to walk from one end of the airport to the other. We were definitely in the economy section this time. It was very different than our first time in Miami  and different than the last two times too! 

We found the Porter counter quickly and it said it would open at ....9:46 rings a bell. There were already a few people lining up, so after a bit, we joined them. We were maybe the third couple back. We were all in one line. Others joined behind. We heard the couple ahead of us talking about having trouble with the app too. 
Around 10:10 an airport worker, I think, asked why we were all lined up. We said the sign said they would open 20 minutes ago. He was like, no that's totally wrong cause we don't open until 2 (or 3?) hours before the flight, so they wouldn't be opening for another hour. There were some pissed Canadians!! Those at the back of the line did leave, but those of us at the front were like, well, we already waited this long, we're not giving up our spots now! 

While we were passing the time, chatting with other couples (Hi to the couple ahead of us from outside Calgary but she grew up in Norwood!), another airport worker came out with the stands and ribbon things that organize the lines you wait in. You know what I mean. We made so many jokes about it because we had already formed a nice line. He asked us all to move and we'd move 1 step LOL. He wanted the lines to go more side to side instead of straight back. He did have to make the Porter VIP line though, and I believe the couple ahead of us went to that line. Or they came from that line and we let them in front of us because they hadn't realized it wasn't the main line? 

Finally, they came and opened the counter. We were the third couple up and told them what had happened and that we weren't happy.  They were really surprised the sign had said it would open so early. Then Rob launched into his tirade about the app not allowing him to pay and how unhappy he was with Porter after these two things. The agent was so nice though, and she took off the checked baggage charge!! 

We went through security, where the roller conveyor belt broke off the tab of one of the zippers on the main compartment of my backpack :( 

Then we walked towards our gate.

Where were the restaurants?

There was a general store with a pizza counter, and a small bar with food. On our other trips to Miami, there were lots of food choices! We ended up at the bar. It was okay, and not too badly priced for an airport.

When we went to board, they were using face recognition at the gate. I failed! Rob is always worried about this because of his nystagmus (eye shaking). They just scanned my pass. 
The plane is basic. Rob's Coke was very warm. I can't even remember if there were seatback screens. It felt very, very cosy. It was cloudy all the way home; I think the first time that's happened. Disappointing!

We got in to Toronto, and it wasn't very clear about where to go for customs. There was a row of terminals in the hall but everyone was passing them. We realized it was customs pre-screening. Fast. Can't remember where we went after that, if there was customs as well. Funny how quickly we forget these little details.  Got our checked bag, and headed for the place to call for our ride. That was also a little confusing, but we managed and he showed up quickly. We had the same driver as on the way there (I think his name was Rob) and some of the conversation was exactly the same LOL. 

And with that...our big trip was over! What an adventure.